Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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