I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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