Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we're making bets on your personal life
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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