Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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