i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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