Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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