Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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