I want you more than these girls want KFC
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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