My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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