Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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