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say what?
wanna hang out?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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