Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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