PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
