Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i would one night stand the shit outta him
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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