Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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