she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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