LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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