it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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