I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's just like the Real World with babies
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We have so much sex to catch up on
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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