I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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