AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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