That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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