yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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