You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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