I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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