what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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