That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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