so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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