lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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