and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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