I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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