his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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