yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
