Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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