Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Randomize
