yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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