Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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