Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She's the barista slut.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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