Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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