I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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