I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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