I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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