I seem to have left my pride at pride
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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