I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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