your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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