i just wanna soil my oats bro
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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