she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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