so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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