How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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