I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she was so not down for the gang bang
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Randomize
