i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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