he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
