just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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