Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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