his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Farmville is her only friend.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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