You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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